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About Max and Lukas
The humble founders of the Church of Evil Jesus, they bravely proselytize their message in the noble pursuit of making money. Evil Jesus first came to them as a brilliant vision, whereupon he wisely requested that they “get lost.” After further uninvited solicitations, he left a new holy manuscript on Max’s desk, which Lukas has conveniently illustrated for mass consumption. They now serve as the Church’s Senior Evil Pastors.
The 10 Commandments of Evil Jesus
- Do not covet what is not yours: Steal it.
- Thou shalt have no gods before me, unless they can defeat me in unarmed combat.
- Do unto others as you would.
- Honor thy mother and father, for they can give you money.
- Worship no false idols, except for ones with bitchin' spikes.
- Gold stars for adultery.
- Remember the Black Sabbath, as it is rockin'.
- Drink from the Blood of Christ, and it will get you drunk.
- Thou shalt not kill my buzz.
- Oh shit are those cookies? You should probably eat all of them.