evil jesus

Evil Jesus is like Jesus, but evil. His friends, if he bothered to make any, would call him EJ for short.

anne the little girl

Anne attends Monterey Road Elementary School, where she's picked on by the other kids...until she learns that being evil is cool.

god

A kindly old patriarch, who may be starting to get a bit senile. Often heard speaking about the "good ol' days."

jesus

Son of God, died on the Cross for our sins. But 2000 years of adoration and unconditional love has made him kind of a prick.

the evil pantheon

A shadowy cabal of evil religious figures whose true purpose has yet to be revealed.